Review Of: Phat Booty Hoes Last update on: 2010-01-10 Posted on: 2010-04-12

OVERALL SITE RATING:

66
Updates
11/15
Originality
5/10
Quality
6/10
Speed
10/10
Volume
7/10
Total
39/55
Design
2/5
Navigation
2/5
Features
3/5
Total
7/15
Value
20/30

 

Price details:

Trial $1.00
Monthly $29.97

Short review:

There's nothing bad I can say about a phatbooty website. It's all about the big round brown and when they do what you love, it's hard to see any faults. This is another OCXXX website of what I call the “Booty” ring. They own about a dozen sites catering to the appetites of the phatbooty lover.

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Detailed Review:

And for the most part they succeed. Most the websites in this ring all follow the same theme. The clips are from DVD from the “Evasive Angels” and broken down into viewable movies and categorized to fit into specific website themes. What goes on in PhatBootyHoes is that they go and find black girls with big round booty's and then they fuck them.

It is really that simple. The girls do in fact moan and act like total sluts with cocks in them. It's getting to that point which is the challenge. Phat Booty hoes isn't as effective as some of the other websites on the network. As with most undirected porn these days, the website is attempting a sense of realism. It is all actor driven and therefore depends on the actors creativity to keep the movie going. You would think this would not be a problem with a website about the size and shape of booty, but it is.

To set the scene; the girl comes in; they inspect her, they feel her and the whole time you're looking at her cunt/lips/booty and think “go on, stick your cock in that” and then, just when you thought they were going to fuck her, they start rap dancing. That's right!, all of sudden they ask the girl if she can dance, the music starts and the head guy (Baby S or some nonsense like that) begins to dance. Why Phatbootyhoes.com? Why must you move into bad rap video? Just show the girl, smack her butt and get to the fucking. At least the girls dance naked throughout the video.

Normally navigation would not be a problem with a website like this. Each girl has a head shot by her video textlinks. But since each individual textlink doesn't have a thumbnail, you can never know which one to click on so you can avoid looking at the rap videos. Usually by about the third video clip, they'll be finished with the rap and move on to the fucking. You would think that with all the guys who were standing around at the beginning, the girl would then be eventually fucked by more than one guy, but no, that makes too much sense.

The pictures also are a problem because they give you a head shot (or cumshot as the case may be) and not a picture of the body or booty which is why you're here in the first place. Some of the thumbnails don't even show the featured girl, they just show two guys looking at the girl who's off camera somewhere where you can't even see her. No if you want to see the girl before you download the clip you have to go to the surprisingly neatly organized picture set, complete with embedded viewer. And you may as well go there anyway since it will take over a minute for the clip to download. Two years ago, that would've been fast, but today it's slow.

And speaking of that, many of the videos without rap sequences have horrible sound, the set video clip size and the average filming can be at fault but you want to hear her moan, it's not the same otherwise. However most of the clips do have at least marginally acceptable sound because you hear the bad rap lyrics. Occasionally Baby S is funny. The Christmas tree scene where he runs out to the naked girls under the tree and says “Santa brought me some bitches,” is funny. But beyond that it's not funny.

The other websites on the ring are effectively better than PhatBootyHoes. Very little effort is involved in PhatBootyHoes, since any clip with a black girl getting fucked qualifies. The other websites that are more specific are much better. BubbleButtOrgy, BlackDicksLatingirls, PhatWhiteBooty and BrazilBang, are all much better than this one. (The last two come highly recommended.) And they all come with the subscription and follow the same format. Unfortunately all 16 websites suffer the same flaw. They are updated about every month. It may say ‘this week's video' but it'll be sitting there for a month or more. It doesn't take that much work to load a clip onto the website.

The textlinks at the top are all external textlinks for websites. There's a webcam textlink, a video on demand textlink, a toy store textlink etc. At the bottom of the website there are textlinks into the ever popular OCXXX reality ring.

But I digress. This is PhatBootyHoes and there are some nice phatbootyhoes here. I may complain, but I'll still be here. Check out Cherokee, she definitely has the phattestass of the girls. And the young and horny Toi, who claims to be everybody's plaything, is a shameless little slut who wants fucking more than the guys. Like I said its actor driven so whenever you see a creative actor, (like Lexi, the bi who finds the girls) then video usually succeeds.

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